Quote Archive for: Nov 23, 2005 to May 14, 2004

Wednesday, Nov 23, 2005

"I am aware this is the second time in two weeks I have been compelled to quote Lear, but there are times when Eminem simply will not do."

- Roger Ebert

Tuesday, Oct 25, 2005

"When I became a man I put away childish things: including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."

- C. S. Lewis

Friday, Oct 21, 2005

"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

- Louis, the Keymaster, in Ghostbusters

Thursday, Oct 13, 2005

"Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."

- Christian Slater as J.D. in Heathers

Monday, Sep 26, 2005

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"

- Mark Twain

Monday, Sep 19, 2005

"I'll have you know I rock."

- Bucky of Get Fuzzy

Wednesday, Sep 14, 2005

"So, here in the land of the free, freedom won by brave men whose speech was salty and whose interest in women was keen, a man cannot say "breast" on the radio. How do these people manage to order Kentucky fried chicken?"

- Garrison Keillor

Tuesday, Aug 30, 2005

"When you were a bird you knew the fairies pretty well, and you remember a good deal about them in your babyhood, which it is a great pity you can't write down, for gradually you forget, and I have heard of children who declared that they had never once seen a fairy. Very likely if they said this in the Kensington Gardens, they were standing looking at a fairy all the time."

- J. M. Barrie

Wednesday, Aug 24, 2005

"I know you well, you skinning, you trip and fell danger, something I'll never stop lyrics from Rakim. Nice."

- Google

Friday, Aug 19, 2005

"On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently 3 full-time, 24-hour news networks."

- attributed to Jon Stewart

Wednesday, Aug 17, 2005

"We declared war on terror. Its not even a noun, so, good luck. After we defeat it, Im sure well take on that bastard ennui."

- Jon Stewart

Monday, Aug 15, 2005

"Some people look at a glass and see it as half full, and other people look at a glass and say that it's a dragon."

- Jon Stewart

Friday, Aug 12, 2005

"The people you work with, are people you were just thrown together with. You don?t know them, it wasn?t your choice. And yet you spend more time with them then you do your friends or your family, but probably all you?ve got in common, is the fact that you walk around on the same bit of carpet for eight hours a day."

- Tim Canterbury from The Office

Thursday, Aug 11, 2005

"I could catch a monkey."

- Gareth Keenan from The Office

Wednesday, Aug 10, 2005

"I think it was John Lennon who said 'life is what happens when you?re making other plans' and that?s how I feel. Although he also said, 'I am the Walrus. I am the eggman' so I don?t know what to believe"

- Tim Canterbury from The Office

Thursday, Jul 28, 2005

"When you can?t run anymore, you crawl, and when you can?t do that, you find someone to carry you."

- Tracey in the Firefly episode "The Message"

Tuesday, Jul 26, 2005

"Good morning, Starbuck. What do you hear?"

"Nothin' but the rain."

"Grab your gun and bring in the cat."

"Yes sir."

- Commander Adama and Lt. Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica

Friday, Jul 22, 2005

"I don't know how many times someone has come up to me and said 'Hey! Let's dance!' I hate dancing. God it's stupid."

- David Bowie

Wednesday, Jul 20, 2005

"The original title of my movie Star Trek: Nemesis was actually Star Trek: Genesis. We were supposed to hunt down and destroy Phil Collins."

- Patrick Stewart

Monday, Jul 18, 2005

"I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close."

- Mr. T

Friday, Jul 1, 2005

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."

- Thomas Jefferson

Tuesday, Jun 21, 2005

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."

- Philip Marlowe, The Big Sleep

Monday, Apr 25, 2005

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."

- Blaise Pascal

Monday, Mar 28, 2005

"Nothing can come of nothing."

- William Shakespeare, King Lear, Act I, scene i

Tuesday, Jun 1, 2004

"To be or not to be."

- William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1

Monday, May 17, 2004

"Things are getting weirder and weirder in this country. I tried to call my friend Monk in Chicago last night to warn him about the coming pestilence of root-sucking beetles, but I somehow got connected to a guard station at the Illinois State Prison and found myself talking to a stern-voiced woman who said I sounded crazy and warned me never to call this number again or she would have me arrested."

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Friday, May 14, 2004

"The Towers are the players."

- Gollum (Play again? Oh, Hell, yes!)