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"I don't know how many times someone has come up to me and said 'Hey! Let's dance!' I hate dancing. God it's stupid."

- David Bowie

"The original title of my movie Star Trek: Nemesis was actually Star Trek: Genesis. We were supposed to hunt down and destroy Phil Collins."

- Patrick Stewart

"I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close."

- Mr. T

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."

- Thomas Jefferson

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."

- Philip Marlowe, The Big Sleep

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."

- Blaise Pascal

"Nothing can come of nothing."

- William Shakespeare, King Lear, Act I, scene i

"To be or not to be."

- William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1

"Things are getting weirder and weirder in this country. I tried to call my friend Monk in Chicago last night to warn him about the coming pestilence of root-sucking beetles, but I somehow got connected to a guard station at the Illinois State Prison and found myself talking to a stern-voiced woman who said I sounded crazy and warned me never to call this number again or she would have me arrested."

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"The Towers are the players."

- Gollum (Play again? Oh, Hell, yes!)