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Tim Mallos · Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 1:01 pm Post subject:

Inventing a cult is nothing! This thread may also neccesitate the invention of the Cyber-Restraining Order.

Heh.

Scott is laying low on this one.

Rip Tanion · Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:23 pm Post subject:

Ah, then it is agreed? We shall all band together and bring Flakey Foontomato, the Cult Leader, and wanna-be terrorist to justice. I prepose a Waco style attack upon the McCloudite Compound. Unfortunatly, with the Justice Department engaged with more pressing matters (ie Islamic fundamentalists), they just can't spare the manpower. Therefore, it is up to us, who seek to keep the word of McCloud from being perverted, to take out this evil, murdering monster.

What ya say, road trip to ND ?

Actually, on second thought, that's NG for me. At least this week. I got tickets to the Yankee-D'Back rematch at the Stadium. In fact, looking at the Yankee schedule, this entire month is no good. Too many good games that I just can't miss. I guess you guys will have to go on ahead with out me.

Of course, now I given out my potential where-abouts (sort of) to the Evil One. Of course he'll have to find me amid 50,000 screaming fans. And we know what happened to the last agent of his that set foot in the House That Ruth Built.

As the old saying goes..."Don't fuck with a New Yorker!"

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Fortunato · Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:44 pm Post subject:

Who's banding together? You've started a cult of your own, havn't you, Rip. You're several years behind me, and whether you have more advanced technology or not, I've still got more manpower. You don't stand a chance. And enough with the "prince albert in a can"; you're worse than AT&T.

And, as for the perversion of the word of McCloud, that was the reason I started this cult in the first place! It wasn't for the women, or the power, or the money, it was because fools like you needed to be punished! Fools without vision, without Idea, without Form! So much of the world, unenlightened by the brilliance that is McCloud! It shames me and your betrayal saddens me beyond my capacity to adequetly express it. Murder! Murder indeed! It is CLEANSING! The purging of this weak, stupid world!

Chris Wright · Guest

Okay, have you thought about dealing with other religions? Getting sufficient believers or haters? There are enough religions in the U-nited States that nobody will care about another. Anyone who joins the McCloudite force will do so by chance. Nobody will care enough about this hodge-podge force to make a reactionary force.

Face it, your dreams are too large. They need to go on diets, like mine have. Something I expected to take three years looks like it would take ten. Your dreams, though, are further from reality.

What you can hope for is balloons for your funerals. Hey, at least someone should have a good time at a family reunion.

Laimes,
Wright

Fortunato · Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2002 3:32 pm Post subject:

here's what happened at the end of this fiasco. Rip went to his baseball game, then went home and organized an angry mob, wandered over to North Dakota (leaving a path of pillaging and destruction in his wake, you should see how Ohio ended up) and kicked the crap out of my cronies. Naturally, in good supervillain style, I escaped, but I think I'm done with the supervillain gig for now. I think I'll invest the money I made in my tenure as head of the McCloudites and live on the beaches of Bermuda for the rest of my days, sipping tequila and watching sunsets. Don't think I'll stop wearing kaftans though (it's a comfort thing).

THE END

Zem · Regular Poster Joined: 07 Apr 2002 Posts: 24

Ah... *cough*

And everyone lived happily ever after.
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Rip Tanion · Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2002 3:31 pm Post subject:

Happily ever after? Ha! I don't easily forget my enemies.

Rest comfortably in Bermuda, Foont. Relax, enjoy the sun and the bikini clad girls. Have a cocktail. One day, years from now, when you least expect it...WACK!

Just like what happened to Trotsky in Mexico.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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