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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:48 pm    Post subject: Murder Reply with quote

How about:

Just Add MURDER

Short, punchy and it even sums up the name of the game.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure if I ever got around to posting it or not, but one of the ideas I had in my head was "Hickory Dickory Murder"
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll moider you!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:56 pm    Post subject: A little slow in posting... Reply with quote

Murder me timbers.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But no one ever noticed the MURDUR!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:19 am    Post subject: Do it the other way around Reply with quote

take a sentence with murder and put in something fitting

After an election, victims' families face two things: a death and a crime.

Reconciliation means accepting that you cannot undo the concert but you can decide how you want to live afterwards.

etc.etc.

ok... it's kind of black humour i guess...

kaos

PS nice one for the normal selection would be "Vote for Murder"
found on http://www.murderbooks.com/
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When dey met, it was moider!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naughty Murder
Dangerous When Murdered
Murder lightly And Bake For Twenty Minutes In A Greased Pan
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:07 pm    Post subject: Sam's da man! Reply with quote

That reminds me of Muffin the Vampire Baker. See http://sluggy.com/d/990510.html.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cellulite on the Orient Express
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Murder, Glorious Murder

http://www.theonion.com/onion3808/hammurderer.html
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"But No One Ever Murdered the Walrus"
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Four funerals and a murder
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another Morning Improv themed one:

Robots Love to Murder!

(And, of course, Muffin the Vampire Baker is a modern classic.)

Edited due to not knowing how to spell and looking like a goober (see next post).
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greg Stephens Misspells MURDER!

Didn't have time to make that funnier. My apologies.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*The streets are alive
With the sound of murder!


*sung to the tune of The Sound of Music
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reverse game:

Dial M for Pizza
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:49 pm    Post subject: Has murder gone too far? Reply with quote

"Bye bye Miss Murder Pie. Drove my Murder to the Murder but the Murder was Murder and good old Murders were Murder Murder and Murder!!"


"This'll Be the Day that I Murder!"
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And she's buying a Stairway to Murder.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesterday, Murder was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide a Murder.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's Murder-Libs!

Close Cover Before Murder!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since we're murdering Beatle tunes...

She murders you. DIE! DIE! DIE!
She murders you, DIE! DIE! DIE!

And with a murder like that, you know you should be dead.
And with a murder like that, you know you should be dead.
And with a murder like that, you know you should be...
DEAD!

DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE-------------!!!

and as for Zep...

I want a whole lotta murder!
Want a whole lotta murder!
Want a whole lotta mur---der---!

[procede into "Boggie Killin' (Let That Boy Murder)" jam]
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 1:48 am    Post subject: Beatles is Murder... Reply with quote

I listen for yer footsteps
Comin' up the drive
I hide behind a curtain
Just as you arrive
Waiting for the moment
Just after you shut the door
Here's the icepick
And yer not living anymore

I'll stab your eye! I'll make you die! I'll choke you blue!
Cause you know darlin' I murder only you.
You'll never know just how you go
Maybe from a heavy blow
So why dontchu die dissolved in lye


Done to the tune of Don't Pass me By. Figured I might as well join in the fun.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Murder me once, shame on... shame on you.
Murder me twice... Don't get murdered again!

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