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Murder

Post by Greg Stephens »

How about:

Just Add MURDER

Short, punchy and it even sums up the name of the game.
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I'm not sure if I ever got around to posting it or not, but one of the ideas I had in my head was "Hickory Dickory Murder"
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I'll moider you!
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A little slow in posting...

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Murder me timbers.
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But no one ever noticed the MURDUR!
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Do it the other way around

Post by kaos_de_moria »

take a sentence with murder and put in something fitting

After an election, victims' families face two things: a death and a crime.

Reconciliation means accepting that you cannot undo the concert but you can decide how you want to live afterwards.

etc.etc.

ok... it's kind of black humour i guess...

kaos

PS nice one for the normal selection would be "Vote for Murder"
found on http://www.murderbooks.com/
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When dey met, it was moider!
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Post by Tim Tylor »

Naughty Murder
Dangerous When Murdered
Murder lightly And Bake For Twenty Minutes In A Greased Pan
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That reminds me of Muffin the Vampire Baker. See http://sluggy.com/d/990510.html.
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Cellulite on the Orient Express
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"But No One Ever Murdered the Walrus"
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Four funerals and a murder
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Post by Greg Stephens »

Another Morning Improv themed one:

Robots Love to Murder!

(And, of course, Muffin the Vampire Baker is a modern classic.)

Edited due to not knowing how to spell and looking like a goober (see next post).
Last edited by Greg Stephens on Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by DecafSilicon »

Greg Stephens Misspells MURDER!

Didn't have time to make that funnier. My apologies.
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*The streets are alive
With the sound of murder!


*sung to the tune of The Sound of Music
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Reverse game:

Dial M for Pizza
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Has murder gone too far?

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"Bye bye Miss Murder Pie. Drove my Murder to the Murder but the Murder was Murder and good old Murders were Murder Murder and Murder!!"


"This'll Be the Day that I Murder!"
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And she's buying a Stairway to Murder.
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Yesterday, Murder was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide a Murder.
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It's Murder-Libs!

Close Cover Before Murder!
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Post by Rip Tanion »

Since we're murdering Beatle tunes...

She murders you. DIE! DIE! DIE!
She murders you, DIE! DIE! DIE!

And with a murder like that, you know you should be dead.
And with a murder like that, you know you should be dead.
And with a murder like that, you know you should be...
DEAD!

DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE!
DIE! DIE! DIE-------------!!!

and as for Zep...

I want a whole lotta murder!
Want a whole lotta murder!
Want a whole lotta mur---der---!

[procede into "Boggie Killin' (Let That Boy Murder)" jam]
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Beatles is Murder...

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I listen for yer footsteps
Comin' up the drive
I hide behind a curtain
Just as you arrive
Waiting for the moment
Just after you shut the door
Here's the icepick
And yer not living anymore

I'll stab your eye! I'll make you die! I'll choke you blue!
Cause you know darlin' I murder only you.
You'll never know just how you go
Maybe from a heavy blow
So why dontchu die dissolved in lye


Done to the tune of Don't Pass me By. Figured I might as well join in the fun.
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Murder me once, shame on... shame on you.
Murder me twice... Don't get murdered again!
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