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Rip Tanion · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:53 pm Post subject:

For those of you who've never had a White Castle hamburger, you don't know what you're missing. First of all, they're very small. You've got to eat at least a half-dozen of them just to be satisfied. Their age old slogan is "buy 'em by the sack." It also helps if you chase them with fries and onion rings.

The patties have five holes in them, like the dots on a die. They're steam grilled on a bed of sliced and diced bits of onion. Then they put the little patty on a little bun and cover it with the afore mentioned onion bits, ketchup, and a ruffle sliced pickle. I usually tell them to hold the pickle, though sometimes the bozos working there put the pickle on anyway. I also notice that latlely they've been skimping on the ketchup, and even sometimes the onion bits. Of course, it depends on which location you go to.

The most remarkable thing about these little Murder Burgers (aka Belly Bombers) is that they stay with you for a few days, especially the onion part. White Castle used to have a slogan "The Taste Some People Can't Live Without". The weren't kidding. After you've had a sack of 'em, you can't get away from the taste...or the smell. Every time you burp, you'll taste those onions. And the rest of you're bodily functions will smell like onions, too.

Ah, but it's worth it.
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Eric F Myers · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 5:38 pm Post subject:

You forgot to tell them that White Castle is open 24/7 and that the best time to go is in the middle of the night.
Nothing like hangin out with the freaks and weirdos at the local White Castle at three in the morning after a bender. Two dozen or so sliders, and a debate between the purple-spike-mohawk and the dirty shirtless man about why world has gone to hell, you start to sober up.

Rip Tanion · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:00 pm Post subject:

This is why we usually use the drive thu; despite what Joe Pesci says in "Lethal Weapon 2"
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what are you all thinking.. that is so creative!! i eat quiznos all the time.. heeeccckkkk yeeaaahhhhh [/i]

Greg Stephens · Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:48 pm Post subject:

Now you can listen to a radio item about online animation, featuring discussion about everyone's favorite spongemonkeys.
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Rip Tanion · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:47 pm Post subject:

When did Menachim Begin posting here? Who's next? Golda Meir? Anwar Sadat?
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sp_pt · Guest

Alright people! Grow up! It's a freaking commercial. There are things on TV so much worse than the Quizno's sponge monkeys. I personally, and everyone else I've talked to find the commercial hilarious.

Greg Stephens · Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 6:50 pm Post subject:

It's really very amusing to me how many posts we have like the one above. If this keeps up, I'm going to be able to set my watch by these guys.
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William G · Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:52 pm Post subject:

Boy, with the level of their inablity to read you'd think it was the same person over and over again, trolling.

OR

AOL got some new users recently.
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William G · Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:23 pm Post subject:

Rip Tanion · Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:02 pm Post subject:

Tim Mallos · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 10:15 am Post subject:

Interesting that this topic has brought so many anon posts. However, I must admit that I have been swayed by their eloquent arguments. I must now concur with their stated opinions and say

All you guys and stuff need to get over yerselfes and stuff and duh.

Tim
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William G · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:51 pm Post subject:

LOL ROTFOM cOO!!!1!

As they say...
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Amerigo · Regular Poster Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 37

Thanks for the NPR link ... heh
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Greg Stephens · Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:13 pm Post subject:

The spongemonkeys get political.
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Amerigo · Regular Poster Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 37

Excellent - now if it was just set to music and it somehow opposed Bush's campaign...
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Rip Tanion · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:39 pm Post subject:

Tim Mallos · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:59 pm Post subject:

So was I.
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DavidMcG · Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:22 pm Post subject:

OK, I hate McDonalds as much as the next guy, but White Castle makes the crap McDonalds sells look like gourmet hamburgers.

What they do is take a bun made of the lowest quality dough they could find (it's actually a dinner roll), add a paper thin slice of what I can only guess is beef, and top it off with not only ONE pickle, but also a whole squirt of ketchup! Maybe they have diced onions too. Whatever.
They seem to be all made ahead of time and frozen so that they can be microwaved. Maybe Rip Tanion's right and they're "steam grilled".
They might as well be microwaved, though.
If you've ever had the microwavable WhiteCastle burgers from the grocery store and wondered what the real thing is like, they're the exact same thing.

White Castle is the purest form of assembly-line food there is.
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Tim Mallos · Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:32 pm Post subject:

I'd have to disagree with just one point: The microwave White Castles have a 60 second halflife before the deflate and turn hard.

There is NOTHING like the taste of 4 or 5 White Castle hamburgers after waiting in the drive-through line for 45 minutes. Get a sack of onion chips while you're there.

Tim
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Leibach · Guest

All you ridiculous people, with your high society art talk, make me sick. I can just imagine a room full of Janeane Garofalo's babbling about the true meaning of "Art" in modern society when I read most of these posts. You consider someone "selling out" because they expose their art to the world by way of corporate sponsorship? Get a life. I bet any one of you would cash a check if it had enough 0's on it, even if your so-called ART was just two blobs of paint on paper smeared by flabby and pale buttcheeks. You are all merchandise and the phrase of the day is "I'd buy that for a dollar!" because that's what most of your crap is worth. The Spongmonkeys own you all and jealousy reigns supreme to those who lack the creativity. Apply your makeup and don your party hats because the Evil Crab Party has just begun. Spongmonkeys are the new California Raisins, bitches.

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You R all dum. I came hear and red what a guy or whatever said and desided to post right a way.

I can't be bothered to take the time and effort needed to read the hole thread before blasting off my uninformed opinion.

I mean, some body prably already said something like whut I wrote, but I'm just going to say ALL you people are dum, cuz that's easiest. And stuff.

- Leibach's Smrt Freind