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Eric F Myers · Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:02 pm Post subject:

I think we should taunt Scott until he starts the new improv.
What else does Scott understand?

Understanding Root Beer:

William G · Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:17 pm Post subject:

Understands quantum physics.
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Rip Tanion · Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:46 pm Post subject:

Understands micro-payments. I sure as hell don't.
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kaos_de_moria · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:21 am Post subject:

there might be many positive and negative things you can say about americans. and most of all it would be bad to generalise. but... an american who understands about beer? no way!

kaos
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William G · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:23 am Post subject:

kaos_de_moria · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:12 am Post subject:

haha. yeah i was definitely wondering what the word root before beer could mean. but i thought it is something like hemp beer - just with roots. ok, i wanted to make a silly joke and now i'm the one looking silly

scott definitely understands HTML TABLE tags.
scott understands human cannon balling.
scott understands how to get new technology into his hands as test bunny (tarquin and bitpass).
probably only scott understands mccloudianism.

kaos
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Greg Stephens · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:22 am Post subject:

I think you all should follow Eric's lead and illustrate these statements.
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Eric F Myers · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:41 am Post subject:

I really should be doing something else.

Now Understands Electricity:

Hunter of Wisdom · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:53 pm Post subject:

Scott understands that the primary foundation is critical to the end result.
Scott understands the important role that farmers play in Clackamas County's economy.
Scott understands the demanding tolerance and purity specifications necessary for consistent, high-quality semiconductor wafer fabrication.
Scott understands the subtle differences in fighting styles.

A former nationally recognized cabinetmaker, Scott understands
wood and cares about detail and precision.
Scott understands the gaming industry and the people who play.
Scott understands the unique issues facing businesses, and helps the leaders and teams plan strategy for the future.
Scott understands that every homebuyer is a unique individual with specific financial needs and goals.
Scott understands the pain of caring parents whose kids go astray and offers suggestions for persevering in love.
Scott understands how to operate and fix computer problems effectively.
Scott understands the power of focus.

A certified weather spotter for six years, Scott understands severe storms--and tornadoes in particular.
Scott understands performance and has read everything written on this topic over the past 25 years.
Scott understands that this discussion is about profit, and reducing the need to manage.
Scott understands hope.

(Unlike my last post full of strange claims about Scott, these ones are from Google.)

Kris Lachowski · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 4:39 pm Post subject:

Scott Understands Afros:

Greg Stephens · Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject:

Understanding Cloning

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peterpur · Guest

as we know, scott understands photoshop filters:

russ · Regular Poster Joined: 29 Jun 2001 Posts: 26

Eble li komprenas Esperanton kaj ŝablonarton!

(Aŭ eble nur estas mi kiu faras tion...)

Ilsoap · Guest

Scott understands bifocals.

NeilCohn · Guest

Scott understands baseball and football

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www.emaki.net ? Studying the "Language of Comics"

Trystan K Nielsen · Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:05 pm Post subject:

I think it looks more like John Cusack knows love, but there you are.
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Haze · Regular Poster Joined: 22 Jun 2003 Posts: 34

88 MILES PER HOUR!!!

Greg Stephens · Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:27 pm Post subject:

These are so cool, they should not perish from this Earth- I'm archiving them.
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Trystan K Nielsen · Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:37 pm Post subject:

Eric F Myers · Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:09 pm Post subject:

These are all hilarious. Scott even called us "scary."

Greg Stephens · Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:34 pm Post subject:

If you couldn't identify it, Russ's comic is in Esperanto. No, I haven't a clue what it says either, but I like the way it looks.
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Eric F Myers · Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:07 am Post subject:

Kris Lachowski · Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:54 am Post subject:

(obviously)

Guest · Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:24 am Post subject:

Eric - mi rekomendas http://lernu.net pli ol majstro por traduki (kaj lerni) Esperanton.