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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:58 am    Post subject: Understanding Scott Kurtz... Reply with quote

These are excellent!
Here's my offer...


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What they hey!

Understanding Anime

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yIKeS!

That one's disturbing!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is really from Scott's daughter, using mom's account:

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All of these things rock!
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Understanding Monopoly money

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Understanding Trademark Violation


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reinventing the Wheel

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:12 pm    Post subject: just a quick one Reply with quote

Scott understands smileys

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr McCloud understands pataphysics.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:53 pm    Post subject: Re: just a quick one Reply with quote

peterpur wrote:
jeff understands smileys



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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oops. of course this should read "Scott understands".
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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oops. of course this should read "Scott understands".


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:13 pm    Post subject: Re: What else does Scott understand? Reply with quote

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Images can indeed be shown in your posts. However, there is no facility at present for uploading images directly to this board. Therefore you must link to an image stored on a publicly accessible web server, e.g. http://www.some-unknown-place.net/my-picture.gif. You cannot link to pictures stored on your own PC (unless it is a publicly accessible server) nor to images stored behind authentication mechanisms such as Hotmail or Yahoo mailboxes, password-protected sites, etc.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:17 pm    Post subject: Re: What else does Scott understand? Reply with quote

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Well...someone hasn't heard of ImageShack
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OK, I'll play too.....

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:38 pm    Post subject: Re: What else does Scott understand? Reply with quote

Fett101 wrote:
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Well...someone hasn't heard of ImageShack


Indeed. Also, a Google search shows a great list of places which offer free image hosting.

I'm sorry this board doesn't offer it directly, but there are several good alternatives.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:54 pm    Post subject: Scott understands Java Reply with quote

Code:
import javax.swing.*;
import java.awt.*;
import java.util.regex.Pattern;

public class DrawMcCloud extends JFrame {
    public DrawingArea pic;
   
    public DrawMcCloud(Dimension d) {
        super("Drawing Scott McCloud");
        pic = new DrawingArea(d);
        getContentPane().add(pic);
        pack();
        setVisible(true);
        setDefaultCloseOperation(EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
    }
   
    private class DrawingArea extends JPanel {
        private char[] type;
        public String[] points;
        public int[][][] param;
        public Color[] colours;
        private Pattern plusses = Pattern.compile(" ??\\+ ?");
        private Pattern commas = Pattern.compile(" ??, ?");
           
        public DrawingArea(Dimension d) {
            setPreferredSize(d);
        }
       
        public void paintComponent(Graphics g) {
            super.paintComponent(g);
            param = new int[points.length][][];
            type = new char[points.length];
            for (int i=0; i<points.length; i++) {
                type[i] = points[i].charAt(0);
                param[i] = parsePoints(points[i].substring(2));
            }
            for (int i=0; i<points.length; i++) {
                g.setColor(colours[i]);
                switch (type[i]) {
                case 'p':
                    g.drawPolygon(param[i][0], param[i][1], param[i][0].length);
                    break;
                case 'P':
                    g.fillPolygon(param[i][0], param[i][1], param[i][0].length);
                    break;
                case 'o':
                    g.drawOval(param[i][0][0], param[i][1][0], param[i][0][1], param[i][1][1]);
                    break;
                case 'O':
                    g.fillOval(param[i][0][0], param[i][1][0], param[i][0][1], param[i][1][1]);
                    break;
                case 'r':
                    g.drawRect(param[i][0][0], param[i][1][0], param[i][0][1], param[i][1][1]);
                    break;
                case 'R':
                    g.fillRect(param[i][0][0], param[i][1][0], param[i][0][1], param[i][1][1]);
                    break;
                case 'a':
                    g.drawArc(param[i][0][0], param[i][1][0], param[i][0][1], param[i][1][1], param[i][0][2], param[i][1][2]);
                    break;
                case 'A':
                    g.fillArc(param[i][0][0], param[i][1][0], param[i][0][1], param[i][1][1], param[i][0][2], param[i][1][2]);
                    break;
                case 'l':
                case 'L':
                    g.drawLine(param[i][0][0], param[i][1][0], param[i][0][1], param[i][1][1]);
                    break;
                }
            }
            g.setFont(new Font("Garamond", Font.BOLD, 18));
            g.drawString("Scott understands Java", 67, 35);
        }
       
        private int[][] parsePoints(String points) {
            String[] holder = plusses.split(points);
            int[][] param = new int[2][holder.length];
            String[] point;
            for (int i=0; i<holder.length; i++) {
                point = commas.split(holder[i]);
                param[0][i] = Integer.parseInt(point[0]);
                param[1][i] = Integer.parseInt(point[1]);
            }
            return param;
        }
    }
   
    public static Color shirtRed = new Color(251, 50, 0);
    public static Color shirtGreen = new Color(102, 204, 104);
    public static Color boltYellow = new Color(230, 230, 0);
    public static Color javaCupBlue = new Color(92, 78, 199);
    public static Color skinColour = new Color(255, 204, 153);
   
    public static void main(String[] pointy) {
        DrawingArea pic = new DrawMcCloud(new Dimension(350, 350)).pic;
        pic.setBackground(new Color(184, 185, 153));
        pic.points = new String[103];
        pic.colours = new Color[103];
        pic.colours[0] = shirtGreen;
        pic.points[0] = "P:110,170+110,360+240,360+240,170+175,140";
        pic.colours[1] = Color.black;
        pic.points[1] = "p:110,170+110,360+240,360+240,170+175,140";
        pic.colours[2] = Color.black;
        pic.points[2] = "l:121,165+121,360";
        pic.colours[3] = Color.black;
        pic.points[3] = "l:133,160+133,360";
        pic.colours[4] = Color.black;
        pic.points[4] = "l:145,154+145,360";
        pic.colours[5] = Color.black;
        pic.points[5] = "l:205,154+205,360";
        pic.colours[6] = Color.black;
        pic.points[6] = "l:217,160+217,360";
        pic.colours[7] = Color.black;
        pic.points[7] = "l:229,165+229,360";
        pic.colours[8] = Color.black;
        pic.points[8] = "l:110,348+240,348";
        pic.colours[9] = Color.black;
        pic.points[9] = "l:110,336+240,336";
        pic.colours[10] = Color.black;
        pic.points[10] = "l:110,324+240,324";
        pic.colours[11] = Color.black;
        pic.points[11] = "l:110,312+240,312";
        pic.colours[12] = Color.black;
        pic.points[12] = "l:110,300+240,300";
        pic.colours[13] = Color.black;
        pic.points[13] = "l:110,288+240,288";
        pic.colours[14] = Color.black;
        pic.points[14] = "l:110,276+240,276";
        pic.colours[15] = Color.black;
        pic.points[15] = "l:110,264+240,264";
        pic.colours[16] = Color.black;
        pic.points[16] = "l:110,252+240,252";
        pic.colours[17] = Color.black;
        pic.points[17] = "l:110,240+240,240";
        pic.colours[18] = Color.black;
        pic.points[18] = "l:110,228+240,228";
        pic.colours[19] = Color.black;
        pic.points[19] = "l:110,216+240,216";
        pic.colours[20] = Color.black;
        pic.points[20] = "l:110,204+240,204";
        pic.colours[21] = Color.black;
        pic.points[21] = "l:110,192+240,192";
        pic.colours[22] = Color.black;
        pic.points[22] = "l:110,180+240,180";
        pic.colours[23] = Color.black;
        pic.points[23] = "l:113,168+237,168";
        pic.colours[24] = Color.black;
        pic.points[24] = "l:140,156+210,156";
        pic.colours[25] = shirtGreen;
        pic.points[25] = "P:110,170+50,320+140,335+140,305+90,296+110,246";
        pic.colours[26] = Color.black;
        pic.points[26] = "p:110,170+50,320+140,335+140,305+90,296+110,246";
        pic.colours[27] = shirtGreen;
        pic.points[27] = "P:240,170+300,320+210,335+210,305+260,296+240,246";
        pic.colours[28] = Color.black;
        pic.points[28] = "p:240,170+300,320+210,335+210,305+260,296+240,246";
        pic.colours[29] = shirtRed;
        pic.points[29] = "R:155,150+40,210";
        pic.colours[30] = Color.black;
        pic.points[30] = "r:155,150+40,210";
        pic.colours[31] = boltYellow;
        pic.points[31] = "P:190,170+164,205+175,203+160,230+186,195+175,197";
        pic.colours[32] = Color.black;
        pic.points[32] = "p:190,170+164,205+175,203+160,230+186,195+175,197";
        pic.colours[33] = skinColour;
        pic.points[33] = "O:140,110+10,20";
        pic.colours[34] = Color.black;
        pic.points[34] = "o:140,110+10,20";
        pic.colours[35] = skinColour;
        pic.points[35] = "O:200,110+10,20";
        pic.colours[36] = Color.black;
        pic.points[36] = "o:200,110+10,20";
        pic.colours[37] = skinColour;
        pic.points[37] = "O:145,80+60,80";
        pic.colours[38] = Color.black;
        pic.points[38] = "o:145,80+60,80";
        pic.colours[39] = Color.black;
        pic.points[39] = "l:110,197+60,322";
        pic.colours[40] = Color.black;
        pic.points[40] = "l:110,223+70,323";
        pic.colours[41] = Color.black;
        pic.points[41] = "l:91,297+80,324";
        pic.colours[42] = Color.black;
        pic.points[42] = "l:101,298+90,326";
        pic.colours[43] = Color.black;
        pic.points[43] = "l:111,299+100,327";
        pic.colours[44] = Color.black;
        pic.points[44] = "l:121,301+110,329";
        pic.colours[45] = Color.black;
        pic.points[45] = "l:130,303+120,331";
        pic.colours[46] = Color.black;
        pic.points[46] = "l:140,305+130,332";
        pic.colours[47] = Color.black;
        pic.points[47] = "l:240,197+290,322";
        pic.colours[48] = Color.black;
        pic.points[48] = "l:240,223+280,323";
        pic.colours[49] = Color.black;
        pic.points[49] = "l:259,297+270,324";
        pic.colours[50] = Color.black;
        pic.points[50] = "l:249,298+260,326";
        pic.colours[51] = Color.black;
        pic.points[51] = "l:239,299+250,327";
        pic.colours[52] = Color.black;
        pic.points[52] = "l:229,301+240,329";
        pic.colours[53] = Color.black;
        pic.points[53] = "l:220,303+230,331";
        pic.colours[54] = Color.black;
        pic.points[54] = "l:210,305+220,332";
        pic.colours[55] = Color.black;
        pic.points[55] = "l:54,310+140,324";
        pic.colours[56] = Color.black;
        pic.points[56] = "l:58,300+140,314";
        pic.colours[57] = Color.black;
        pic.points[57] = "l:62,290+90,295";
        pic.colours[58] = Color.black;
        pic.points[58] = "l:66,280+94,285";
        pic.colours[59] = Color.black;
        pic.points[59] = "l:70,270+98,275";
        pic.colours[60] = Color.black;
        pic.points[60] = "l:74,260+102,265";
        pic.colours[61] = Color.black;
        pic.points[61] = "l:78,250+106,255";
        pic.colours[62] = Color.black;
        pic.points[62] = "l:82,240+110,245";
        pic.colours[63] = Color.black;
        pic.points[63] = "l:86,230+110,234";
        pic.colours[64] = Color.black;
        pic.points[64] = "l:90,220+110,223";
        pic.colours[65] = Color.black;
        pic.points[65] = "l:94,210+110,213";
        pic.colours[66] = Color.black;
        pic.points[66] = "l:98,200+110,202";
        pic.colours[67] = Color.black;
        pic.points[67] = "l:102,190+110,191";
        pic.colours[68] = Color.black;
        pic.points[68] = "l:106,180+110,180";
        pic.colours[69] = Color.black;
        pic.points[69] = "l:296,310+210,324";
        pic.colours[70] = Color.black;
        pic.points[70] = "l:292,300+210,314";
        pic.colours[71] = Color.black;
        pic.points[71] = "l:288,290+260,295";
        pic.colours[72] = Color.black;
        pic.points[72] = "l:284,280+256,285";
        pic.colours[73] = Color.black;
        pic.points[73] = "l:280,270+252,275";
        pic.colours[74] = Color.black;
        pic.points[74] = "l:276,260+248,265";
        pic.colours[75] = Color.black;
        pic.points[75] = "l:272,250+244,255";
        pic.colours[76] = Color.black;
        pic.points[76] = "l:268,240+240,245";
        pic.colours[77] = Color.black;
        pic.points[77] = "l:264,230+240,234";
        pic.colours[78] = Color.black;
        pic.points[78] = "l:260,220+240,223";
        pic.colours[79] = Color.black;
        pic.points[79] = "l:256,210+240,213";
        pic.colours[80] = Color.black;
        pic.points[80] = "l:252,200+240,202";
        pic.colours[81] = Color.black;
        pic.points[81] = "l:248,190+240,191";
        pic.colours[82] = Color.black;
        pic.points[82] = "l:244,180+240,180";
        pic.colours[83] = skinColour;
        pic.points[83] = "P:140,315+143,305+150,300+147,317+155,321+175,321+175,328+155,328+140,325";
        pic.colours[84] = Color.black;
        pic.points[84] = "p:140,315+143,305+150,300+147,317+155,321+175,321+175,328+155,328+140,325";
        pic.colours[85] = skinColour;
        pic.points[85] = "P:210,315+207,305+200,300+203,317+195,321+175,321+175,328+195,328+210,325";
        pic.colours[86] = Color.black;
        pic.points[86] = "p:210,315+207,305+200,300+203,317+195,321+175,321+175,328+195,328+210,325";
        pic.colours[87] = Color.black;
        pic.points[87] = "A:145,90+20,40+80,120";
        pic.colours[88] = Color.black;
        pic.points[88] = "A:185,90+20,40+100,-120";
        pic.colours[89] = Color.black;
        pic.points[89] = "A:151,80+48,20+335,230";
        pic.colours[90] = Color.black;
        pic.points[90] = "A:152,77+20,20+180,90";
        pic.colours[91] = Color.black;
        pic.points[91] = "A:137,77+50,20+270,45";
        pic.colours[92] = Color.white;
        pic.points[92] = "O:148,103+25,25";
        pic.colours[93] = Color.black;
        pic.points[93] = "o:148,103+25,25";
        pic.colours[94] = Color.white;
        pic.points[94] = "O:177,103+25,25";
        pic.colours[95] = Color.black;
        pic.points[95] = "o:177,103+25,25";
        pic.colours[96] = Color.black;
        pic.points[96] = "a:165,140+20,10+200,140";
        pic.colours[97] = Color.black;
        pic.points[97] = "l:175,115+180,130";
        pic.colours[98] = Color.black;
        pic.points[98] = "l:180,130+174,130";
        pic.colours[99] = javaCupBlue;
        pic.points[99] = "P:170,318+165,313+165,303+185,303+185,313+180,318";
        pic.colours[100] = Color.black;
        pic.points[100] = "p:170,318+165,313+165,303+185,303+185,313+180,318";
        pic.colours[101] = javaCupBlue;
        pic.points[101] = "P:155,315+165,321+185,321+195,315+185,318+165,318";
        pic.colours[102] = Color.black;
        pic.points[102] = "p:155,315+165,321+185,321+195,315+185,318+165,318";
        pic.repaint();
    }
}


Heh. Will return with user friendly version when I'm at a computer I can take screenshots with.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here we go:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given todays date...

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