Joined: 24 Sep 2003
|Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:05 am Post subject: My Pen !! My PEN !!
|Oh, thanks a lot, Scott. Now I'll have that damn Kids In The Hall sketch running through my head for the whole freaking day. Y'know, the one that's filmed like an Obsession ad where the poor guy runs all over the bank and all over town, crying, "My Pen !! My PENNN !!!"
Whenever a customer at work asks to borrow a pen, I'll start looking around the waiting room mumbling "Walrus, Mr Walrus ?" In no time at all, Security will be on hand, demanding a drug test. My Ombudswoman will call me a disgrace to the Local.
I'll get you for this someday. Mark my words.
"...It's like my birthday every day
'Cause Mr. Monk is such a ray of wisdom and light
You know he dried all the fears from my eyes
And in time
Will be time..."
--- The Negro Problem