Quote Archive for: Jul 18, 2001 to May 9, 2001
"I totally don?t believe that the Hokey Pokey is what it?s all about. That is not what it?s all about. No way."
"I would like you to understand this truth, that when you provide money to artists, you yourself are doing a work of art."
- Vincent Van Gogh, Letter to his brother Theo, October 1888
"I would say get a clue, but you'd go get a shoddy clue, poorly crafted, made by prison labor with sub-standard materials -- just so you can save a buck or two. So I won't say it, since it's pointless."
"They have transparent plastic things that are violently green at you, and which take photographs, order take-out, check for the nearest good sushi restaurant, download basketball scores and double as mobile phones, all at the same time."
- Neil Gaiman
"I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
-Douglas Adams ? More DNA quotes: Here, here, and here (many repeat, but as it is highly unlikely that there will be any new ones anytime soon, you'd better just read them all twice).
"If I punch you in the eye, that's violence. If I write the sentence 'I punch you in the eye,' that?s not violence. It's just words."
-Steven Grant