Quote Archive for: Oct 3, 2001 to Nov 2, 2001
"For all the years of Republican bitching about how Democrats try to solve every problem by throwing money at it, the only thing that truly separates them is who they want to throw money at."
"An audience is much more forgiving with an explanation than if you just don't even show up."
"prop?a?gan?da - n. - 1.The systematic propagation of a doctrine or cause or of information reflecting the views and interests of those advocating such a doctrine or cause. 2.Material disseminated by the advocates or opponents of a doctrine or cause: wartime propaganda"
"I don't work in harness, I'm obviously a valuable commodity in the comics world. If I start to feel squeezed, I rise up spitting black blood with snakes coming out of my mouth."
"If you decide you're going to try and join up where you don't belong, the only thing that'll happen is you'll be out of style."
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus!"
- Raul Duke in Hunter S. Thompson's, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
"I'll do the driving tonight. We might run into the Saudi Ambassador along the way -- and you know how he flies off the handle if he thinks he sees a woman driving a car."
"After the third free Bloody Mary, it doesn't matter what the hell Richard Stallman says"