Quote Archive for: Oct 23, 2001 to Mar 29, 2002
"I don't work in harness, I'm obviously a valuable commodity in the comics world. If I start to feel squeezed, I rise up spitting black blood with snakes coming out of my mouth."
"If you decide you're going to try and join up where you don't belong, the only thing that'll happen is you'll be out of style."
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus!"
- Raul Duke in Hunter S. Thompson's, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
"I'll do the driving tonight. We might run into the Saudi Ambassador along the way -- and you know how he flies off the handle if he thinks he sees a woman driving a car."
"After the third free Bloody Mary, it doesn't matter what the hell Richard Stallman says"
"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."
- Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2, by William Shakespeare
"Far across the deserted lobby, dressed in a cheap black suit and orange running shoes, I saw Sean Penn slumped on a leather bench and weeping dumbly and pounding his fists against a wall of orchids."
"There is a Zen adage about how anything one cannot bear to give up is not owned, but is in fact the owner."
"Animals! Animals! I have always hated Animals, especially at this time of year. They wander in and out of the house, babbling and drooling on each other, and the snow keeps piling up, up, up, then flooding with filth when it melts. ... Yes sir, haven't I been telling you all along that March is a horrible month? It sucks in nine-thousand ways."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"When you go looking for something specific, your chances of finding it are very bad. Because of all the things in the world, you're only looking for one of them. When you go looking for anything at all, your chances of finding it are very good. Because of all the things in the world, you're sure to find some of them."
- Daryl Zero, Zero Effect