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"Countries are created by people killing other people who used to live in a place; countries continue to exist as long as their citizens are willing to kill other people to keep them the hell out."

- Ted Rall

"If you came here expecting a little red Corvette, you might be surprised at what you gonna get."

- Prince, last night

"Truly, I fail to understand why the humans from this planet's Western Hemisphere have not already attacked the humans from the Eastern Hemisphere. Or perhaps I have that backwards. This planet keeps spinning in an annoying way."

- allegedly Lt. Cmdr. Worf of the starship Enterprise

"Can you really live without Lord of the Rings on DVD!? I think not!"

- Peter M. Bracke of DVDFile.com

"I'm happy to to be here
So happy to be here
And I wish that you were here
Unhappy with me."

- Dave Stewart, Happy To Be Here

"When you go looking for something specific, your chances of finding it are very bad. Because of all the things in the world, you're only looking for one of them. When you go looking for anything at all, your chances of finding it are very good. Because of all the things in the world, you're sure to find some of them."

- Daryl Zero, Zero Effect

"Animals! Animals! I have always hated Animals, especially at this time of year. They wander in and out of the house, babbling and drooling on each other, and the snow keeps piling up, up, up, then flooding with filth when it melts. ... Yes sir, haven't I been telling you all along that March is a horrible month? It sucks in nine-thousand ways."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"There is a Zen adage about how anything one cannot bear to give up is not owned, but is in fact the owner."

- Gene Spafford

"Far across the deserted lobby, dressed in a cheap black suit and orange running shoes, I saw Sean Penn slumped on a leather bench and weeping dumbly and pounding his fists against a wall of orchids."

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"O God, I could be bounded in a nut shell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."

- Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2, by William Shakespeare