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"When I first got my job I thought five years was about as long as anyone could do it. But I have never tired of going to the movies, and even in a bad one you can see people trying and failing, which can be almost as interesting as seeing them trying and succeeding. When a truly great movie comes along, it cheers me up for weeks."

- Roger Ebert

"I see film as a visual medium with a musical accompaniment, and dialogue is a raft that goes on with it. I create films that way - very visually - and the dialogue's not what's important"

- George Lucas

"I do not do horse races. Whether we beat Spider-Man or not is irrelevant."

- George Lucas

"I think we need a word for 'films-that-make-114-million-in-3-days' besides 'blockbuster'- how about 'Stanleeisonebadmotherbuster'?"

- the mysterious Editor for the Brunching Shuttlecocks

"Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet."

- one of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts

"Countries are created by people killing other people who used to live in a place; countries continue to exist as long as their citizens are willing to kill other people to keep them the hell out."

- Ted Rall

"If you came here expecting a little red Corvette, you might be surprised at what you gonna get."

- Prince, last night

"Truly, I fail to understand why the humans from this planet's Western Hemisphere have not already attacked the humans from the Eastern Hemisphere. Or perhaps I have that backwards. This planet keeps spinning in an annoying way."

- allegedly Lt. Cmdr. Worf of the starship Enterprise

"Can you really live without Lord of the Rings on DVD!? I think not!"

- Peter M. Bracke of DVDFile.com

"I'm happy to to be here
So happy to be here
And I wish that you were here
Unhappy with me."

- Dave Stewart, Happy To Be Here