Quote Archive for: Jun 8, 2002 to May 3, 2002
"There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
- unknown, via Dori Smith
"It's what I tell people who want to 'save the planet' ... the planet's doing fine, it's saving yourself you have to worry about."
"I think we're going to have to face facts: The 22 page pamphlet-style of comics is a terminal format. Who the hell would want to pay $3 for a 22 page comic? It's insane."
"Not see Episode Two? Not an option. I have an eight-foot cardboard Darth Vader looming over my apartment, for God's sake."
"When I first got my job I thought five years was about as long as anyone could do it. But I have never tired of going to the movies, and even in a bad one you can see people trying and failing, which can be almost as interesting as seeing them trying and succeeding. When a truly great movie comes along, it cheers me up for weeks."
"I see film as a visual medium with a musical accompaniment, and dialogue is a raft that goes on with it. I create films that way - very visually - and the dialogue's not what's important"
"I do not do horse races. Whether we beat Spider-Man or not is irrelevant."
- George Lucas
"I think we need a word for 'films-that-make-114-million-in-3-days' besides 'blockbuster'- how about 'Stanleeisonebadmotherbuster'?"
- the mysterious Editor for the Brunching Shuttlecocks
"Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet."
- one of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts