Quote Archive for: Sep 16, 2002 to Jun 10, 2002
"Censorship is confusing. Like, I don't quite understand why 'shit' is so unmentionable while the word 'hate' is perfectly acceptable."
"The other end of the living room is a foreign place where they do things differently, and where I feel a bit nervous."
"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
-Sherlock Holmes, in The Hound of the Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"I know this is kinda hard for contemporary people to get their heads around, but Jesus Christ used to beat people up with a whip for being capitalists. He chased the moneylenders out of the sacred precincts. They were extremely alarmed by this. They were screaming stuff, like 'Hey wow! The Prince of Peace is beating the living crap out of us!'"
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling
"I think we should all get down on our knees and give thanks to our own personal deities that we lived to see the moment when comics took over the world."