Quote Archive for: Jan 10, 2003 to Jan 27, 2003
"Adherence to legend at the expense of facts will ruin America."
- David Thompson, film critic
"It's like discussing buggy whips. Or it's been whipped to death by buggy whips. Something. I can't actually bring myself to see Star Trek again. It's like trying to discuss the culinary virtues of a loaf of bread found in King Tut's tomb."
"The current Bush (and the first one, for that matter) is WAY worse than Clinton. He's a worse president than Lex Luthor."
"As far as I can figure, the tickets sold went to five million normal people who saw it once, and five million fucking weirdoes who saw it nine times each."
- Randy Shandis, The Filty Critic, on ticket sales for The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"Are you honestly comparing Watchmen, Kingdom Come, Marvels, Animal Man, The Authority and Powers with Mystery Men and Blade 2? Spidey was a really, really fun movie, but I'm not going to watch that film HALF as many times as I've re-read Dark Knight or Batman: Year One."
- comic writer Mark Millar on comparing super-hero comics to super-hero movies
"SimCity 4 is possibly the biggest proponent of Reaganomics ever."
- game reviewer Jonah Falcon (is that his real name?)
"But for all I know, I was actually abducted by aliens, improperly probed and violated and given a false memory to keep me docile. Come to think of it, I'm starting to get that feeling from a lot of Spielberg films. Weird."
- The Brunching Shuttlecocks' Self-Made Critic reviewing Catch Me If You Can.