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"The only good thing about driving somewhere is Depeche Mode's album Violator, and I'm willing to be fairly firm on this point."

- Penny Arcade's Tycho

"But for all I know, I was actually abducted by aliens, improperly probed and violated and given a false memory to keep me docile. Come to think of it, I'm starting to get that feeling from a lot of Spielberg films. Weird."

- The Brunching Shuttlecocks' Self-Made Critic reviewing Catch Me If You Can.

"SimCity 4 is possibly the biggest proponent of Reaganomics ever."

- game reviewer Jonah Falcon (is that his real name?)

"Are you honestly comparing Watchmen, Kingdom Come, Marvels, Animal Man, The Authority and Powers with Mystery Men and Blade 2? Spidey was a really, really fun movie, but I'm not going to watch that film HALF as many times as I've re-read Dark Knight or Batman: Year One."

- comic writer Mark Millar on comparing super-hero comics to super-hero movies

"As far as I can figure, the tickets sold went to five million normal people who saw it once, and five million fucking weirdoes who saw it nine times each."

- Randy Shandis, The Filty Critic, on ticket sales for The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"The current Bush (and the first one, for that matter) is WAY worse than Clinton. He's a worse president than Lex Luthor."

- Steven Grant

"Look what that damn fool Todd McFarlane's gone done now."

- Rich Johnson

"It's like discussing buggy whips. Or it's been whipped to death by buggy whips. Something. I can't actually bring myself to see Star Trek again. It's like trying to discuss the culinary virtues of a loaf of bread found in King Tut's tomb."

- Berke Breathed

"It's like some sort of huge psycho-killer in the sky!"

- Tom Tomorrow

"Adherence to legend at the expense of facts will ruin America."

- David Thompson, film critic