Quote Archive for: Jul 19, 2003 to Jan 7, 2004
"Apologies to Keith Richards for confusing him with a drunken drag queen, and vice versa."
"If you do decide to stop at the altar, a small suggestion: Do not turn around halfway down the aisle and run back. Running in high heels is difficult."
"Why are we seeing George Bush on TV every two hours for nine or ten days at a time, like some kind of mutated Mr. Rogers clone? Something is dangerously wrong in any country where a monumentally-Failed backwoods politician can scare our national TV networks so totally that they will give him anything he wants."
- Dr. Hunter Thompson, laying it on the line
"I'm pretty 'Bennifried' out. I mean, who gives a flying Affleck, that's what I say."
- Christian Slater, summing up how we all feel.
"Obviously, there are many people who would find all of this deeply offensive and indefensible. I don't know any of them, however, and they shouldn't be going to see a movie like this anyway."
- Kurt Loder on Kill Bill
"[M]illions of Americans are now seriously eager to hear a drug addict with racist tendencies defending an AWOL convicted of DUI over false statements, broken promises, and unnecessary war -- as a way to make themselves feel morally superior."
"I am humbled, I am honoured and I am moved beyond words to be your governor."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Every governor proposes moving boxes around to reorganize government. I don?t want to move the boxes around. I want to blow them up."
- Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in his State of the State speech