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"I'm pretty 'Bennifried' out. I mean, who gives a flying Affleck, that's what I say."

- Christian Slater, summing up how we all feel.

"Why are we seeing George Bush on TV every two hours for nine or ten days at a time, like some kind of mutated Mr. Rogers clone? Something is dangerously wrong in any country where a monumentally-Failed backwoods politician can scare our national TV networks so totally that they will give him anything he wants."

- Dr. Hunter Thompson, laying it on the line

"If you do decide to stop at the altar, a small suggestion: Do not turn around halfway down the aisle and run back. Running in high heels is difficult."

"Apologies to Keith Richards for confusing him with a drunken drag queen, and vice versa."

- Roger Ebert

"Finally, I have to mention that Sean Connery will be 73 in August. He's getting close to the age where I can't really accept him as a superhero."

- Some guy

"Just sitting still in the 21st century is a very kinetic experience."

- Alan Moore, who knows the score

"The irony of 'The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen' is that it has the most literate pedigree of any action movie you're likely to see this year or next -- and it's been made by people who seem to have no sense of how to tell a story."

- Charles Taylor at Salon.com

"There's a reason god invented Google, y'know, and this is pretty much it."

- J. Michael Straczynski

"Love isn't brains, children, it's blood."

- Spike, from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, episode #42, Lover's Walk

"D, world destruction, over and overture, N, do I need, apostophe T, need this torture?"

- They Might Be Giants