Quote Archive for: Jan 7, 2004 to Jul 19, 2003

Wednesday, Jan 7, 2004

"Every governor proposes moving boxes around to reorganize government. I don?t want to move the boxes around. I want to blow them up."

- Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in his State of the State speech

Monday, Nov 17, 2003

"I am humbled, I am honoured and I am moved beyond words to be your governor."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thursday, Nov 13, 2003

"[M]illions of Americans are now seriously eager to hear a drug addict with racist tendencies defending an AWOL convicted of DUI over false statements, broken promises, and unnecessary war -- as a way to make themselves feel morally superior."

- Bob Harris

Monday, Oct 13, 2003

"Obviously, there are many people who would find all of this deeply offensive and indefensible. I don't know any of them, however, and they shouldn't be going to see a movie like this anyway."

- Kurt Loder on Kill Bill

Wednesday, Oct 8, 2003

"Tonight is a testament on how important one appearance on 'The Tonight Show' can be."

- Jay Leno

Tuesday, Sep 16, 2003

"I'm pretty 'Bennifried' out. I mean, who gives a flying Affleck, that's what I say."

- Christian Slater, summing up how we all feel.

Thursday, Sep 11, 2003

"Why are we seeing George Bush on TV every two hours for nine or ten days at a time, like some kind of mutated Mr. Rogers clone? Something is dangerously wrong in any country where a monumentally-Failed backwoods politician can scare our national TV networks so totally that they will give him anything he wants."

- Dr. Hunter Thompson, laying it on the line

Thursday, Aug 14, 2003

"If you do decide to stop at the altar, a small suggestion: Do not turn around halfway down the aisle and run back. Running in high heels is difficult."

Thursday, Jul 31, 2003

"Apologies to Keith Richards for confusing him with a drunken drag queen, and vice versa."

- Roger Ebert

Saturday, Jul 19, 2003

"Finally, I have to mention that Sean Connery will be 73 in August. He's getting close to the age where I can't really accept him as a superhero."

- Some guy