Quote Archive for: Mar 8, 2004 to Oct 8, 2003

Monday, Mar 8, 2004

"Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you."

- Vice Klortho, keymaster of Gozer

Tuesday, Feb 24, 2004

"Desperate men do desperate things, and stupid men do stupid things. We are in for a desperately stupid summer."

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Monday, Feb 16, 2004

"Apparently when you have that much of the Lord inside you, you need to throw out some of your brain to make room."

- August J. Pollak

Wednesday, Feb 4, 2004

"Next week, we will discuss the book of Revelation and what it means to John Ashcroft."

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Wednesday, Jan 7, 2004

"Every governor proposes moving boxes around to reorganize government. I don?t want to move the boxes around. I want to blow them up."

- Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in his State of the State speech

Monday, Nov 17, 2003

"I am humbled, I am honoured and I am moved beyond words to be your governor."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thursday, Nov 13, 2003

"[M]illions of Americans are now seriously eager to hear a drug addict with racist tendencies defending an AWOL convicted of DUI over false statements, broken promises, and unnecessary war -- as a way to make themselves feel morally superior."

- Bob Harris

Monday, Oct 13, 2003

"Obviously, there are many people who would find all of this deeply offensive and indefensible. I don't know any of them, however, and they shouldn't be going to see a movie like this anyway."

- Kurt Loder on Kill Bill

Wednesday, Oct 8, 2003

"Tonight is a testament on how important one appearance on 'The Tonight Show' can be."

- Jay Leno