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"All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back."

- The Dude

"There were oceans on Mars. Radiohead is popular. The taller candidate usually wins. Life is good."

- Scott McCloud

"I'm afraid I don't buy all this hindsight and attempt to assign guilt to anyone who wasn't part of Al-Qaida."

- Mark Evanier

"I thought, 'Hey, it's rock 'n' roll. It's just a 5ft 3in bunny'. Then we got on the plane out of New York and the bunny was on board."

- David Bowie

"No the cowboy is not vanishing, he is still out there, he just can't be seen from the road."

- Cowboy Frank

"The Towers are the players."

- Gollum (Play again? Oh, Hell, yes!)

"Things are getting weirder and weirder in this country. I tried to call my friend Monk in Chicago last night to warn him about the coming pestilence of root-sucking beetles, but I somehow got connected to a guard station at the Illinois State Prison and found myself talking to a stern-voiced woman who said I sounded crazy and warned me never to call this number again or she would have me arrested."

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"To be or not to be."

- William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1

"Nothing can come of nothing."

- William Shakespeare, King Lear, Act I, scene i

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."

- Blaise Pascal