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"The Towers are the players."

- Gollum (Play again? Oh, Hell, yes!)

"Things are getting weirder and weirder in this country. I tried to call my friend Monk in Chicago last night to warn him about the coming pestilence of root-sucking beetles, but I somehow got connected to a guard station at the Illinois State Prison and found myself talking to a stern-voiced woman who said I sounded crazy and warned me never to call this number again or she would have me arrested."

- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"To be or not to be."

- William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1

"Nothing can come of nothing."

- William Shakespeare, King Lear, Act I, scene i

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."

- Blaise Pascal

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."

- Philip Marlowe, The Big Sleep

"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."

- Thomas Jefferson

"I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close."

- Mr. T

"The original title of my movie Star Trek: Nemesis was actually Star Trek: Genesis. We were supposed to hunt down and destroy Phil Collins."

- Patrick Stewart

"I don't know how many times someone has come up to me and said 'Hey! Let's dance!' I hate dancing. God it's stupid."

- David Bowie