Quote Archive for: Oct 21, 2005 to Aug 15, 2005
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
- Louis, the Keymaster, in Ghostbusters
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"
- Mark Twain
"So, here in the land of the free, freedom won by brave men whose speech was salty and whose interest in women was keen, a man cannot say "breast" on the radio. How do these people manage to order Kentucky fried chicken?"
"When you were a bird you knew the fairies pretty well, and you remember a good deal about them in your babyhood, which it is a great pity you can't write down, for gradually you forget, and I have heard of children who declared that they had never once seen a fairy. Very likely if they said this in the Kensington Gardens, they were standing looking at a fairy all the time."
- J. M. Barrie
"On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently 3 full-time, 24-hour news networks."
- attributed to Jon Stewart
"We declared war on terror. It’s not even a noun, so, good luck. After we defeat it, I’m sure we’ll take on that bastard ennui."
- Jon Stewart
"Some people look at a glass and see it as half full, and other people look at a glass and say that it's a dragon."
- Jon Stewart