Quote Archive for: Jun 20, 2012 to Sep 14, 2005

Wednesday, Jun 20, 2012

Nothing alarms some moviegoers more than the news that a movie is a masterpiece.

- Roger Ebert

Thursday, Apr 23, 2009

"[T]he whole breakfast question is a huge straw man periodically pushed across the tracks in front of speeding internet technology. There is much that happens on Twitter or on blogs or on Facebook that has nothing to do with small groups of people communicating about seemingly nothing. Can we just retire this stupid line of questioning once and for all?"

- Jason Kottke

Monday, Jun 11, 2007

"If I only could I'd make a deal with God and I'd get him to swap our places."

- Kate Bush

Wednesday, Nov 23, 2005

"I am aware this is the second time in two weeks I have been compelled to quote Lear, but there are times when Eminem simply will not do."

- Roger Ebert

Tuesday, Oct 25, 2005

"When I became a man I put away childish things: including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."

- C. S. Lewis

Friday, Oct 21, 2005

"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

- Louis, the Keymaster, in Ghostbusters

Thursday, Oct 13, 2005

"Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie."

- Christian Slater as J.D. in Heathers

Monday, Sep 26, 2005

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it"

- Mark Twain

Monday, Sep 19, 2005

"I'll have you know I rock."

- Bucky of Get Fuzzy

Wednesday, Sep 14, 2005

"So, here in the land of the free, freedom won by brave men whose speech was salty and whose interest in women was keen, a man cannot say "breast" on the radio. How do these people manage to order Kentucky fried chicken?"

- Garrison Keillor