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Lemme tell a story 'bout a man named Bush. Worked to get elected, almost got it in the tush. Then one day he was looking for a cluuuuuueeeee, Up from Iraq came a troublin' brewwwww.... Weapons, that is. Black plague. W. M. Deeeeeees. Well the next thing ya know, ol' Bush's legiti-mate Kin folks said...

Careful and thoughtful Internet citizen wrote: What a freakin' idiot.

I lahk the way you tawk. You got any biskits?

vincent213 wrote: what i'm talking about, but come on people. wasn't it obvious?

Hmm. You could have done the Google search before you spammed the board. Or at least put a LINK instead of the whole story.

Chris B. wrote: Torquemada was more liberal than Ashcroft...

Chris B.

Hmmmm... Ashcroft hates Jews? Does he also sacrifice children? Perhaps he strangles kittens? Perhaps you should kick his a55. Y'know, with your 1337 5ki11z, and kewl eye-zappy powerz n s7uff.

I'd pay to watch.

xxxtatic2000 wrote:bU5h 5uX!!!!11111 Hahahahahaha!!!111

Well, I think it's time for your putsch, wouldn't you say? We need a change, and I need the beer.

Is that supposed to be Ashcroft, or Ted Koppel? Either way, it's funny as hell.

In the spirit of print comics, I've decide to condense my local funny pages even furthur into highly concentrated, vial-sized nuggets I'm currently referring to as Crackomics (patent-pending). Soon to be followed by an at-home condensing unit, the RonCo "Comic De-Humor-drator" -> "Just one giggle an...

Funny.... Huh? Then what was he in jail for? Tag . You're it. There is something... Incomplete. That only solves part of the problem. You're not, however, preventing more people from becoming terrorists, or discouraging them. (And killing does nothing to discourage those who have no stake in the ou...

Anonymous wrote:instead of as a thin cover used over a political discussion.

Nope, there's not even a thin cover. I'm done, though. I'm sure there's other folks that might want to say something, but as far as I'm concerned, I'm out. I think I've said far more than is good, anyhoo.

"Soft power" policies--e.g., peer reviewed intelligence, non-proliferation treaties, trade and commerce, jobs programs, educational exchanges, language training, crossing borders through inter-cultural and inter-religious dialogue, and building up organizations of civil society --cost less than war...

Except that there is no declared war. Neither was there during Korea or Vietnam. Given that the aforementioned inalienable rights are life, liberty, and property, we had no due process protection before 9/11. Hold on-- Not a "time of war" but a "time of crisis?" What's that? Who decides? Is there a...

Show me where the term "enemy combatant" appears in the constitution. Ok. Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses...