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So far we have a star bucket, a heart bucket, and a moon bucket. What's next, purple horse shoes?

Ladies and gentleman, we have a new champion.

Hey, Scott mentioned me by name in the log. Now I can relax, assured of my place in Valhalla among the honored dead.

Now if I can just get one of my title suggestions picked, I'll be set.

A bucket-full of kittens,
Were thrown into the river.
A hungry grizzly scooped one out,
And feasted on its liver.
The kittens that were left cried out,
"Oh no, that was horrific!"
I'll bet you didn't know, in fact, that kittens taste terrific.

Okay, I'll bite. How is Gollum an insult to Jews?

This is the first time I've ever heard anyone say that, so it can't be that obvious.

Actually I'm glad somebody else asked, so's I didn't have to. I thought that might be what Scott was getting at, but... well I seem to have misplaced the end of that sentence somewhere.

Ha! Somehow I never expected the dentist to bump into George when he fell. I guess he'll have a nice, shiny new smile when he gets up off the floor. (Well, depending on how good a dentist the dude is.)

I have a hard time wrapping my head around the concept that some people (apparently a fairly sizable number) would actually stop reading Scott's comics simply because they don't agree with his politics (a subject which, I'd like to point out, very rarely enters his work). That kind of knee-jerk reac...

Somehow that just reminded me of a Mad TV sketch (in the days when the show was still relatively fresh) where a guy wakes up from a drunken stupor to realize that while he was blacked out, he ran for president and won -- and not only won but had gone on to become the greatest leader in US history, s...

Hmm... I can't help but think that a player more weighted towards the fighting end would have a distinct advantage over one more inclined towards the chess portion. By playing a defensive game, a powerful boxer could probably keep himself alive through the chess matches, and then proceed to pummel h...

"Walrus" seems to be a clearing house, of sorts, for many McCloudian references and in-jokes. We've had talking like pirate, monkeys, seeing Mars for the "first time" in 60,000 years, those head things, and more. I really get the feeling that whatever Scott's thinking about in a given day somehow f...

Clearly its the graven image of Windfall, the god of finance, to whom the members of the firm pray twice daily in hopes that he will grant them a plentiful fourth-quarter bounty.

Scott McCloud wrote:Elvis: "You ain't nothing but a hound dog. ______ all the time."
I defy anyone to fill in the blank!

Viola. Behold the power of the Internet!

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/e/elvis-presley/48526.html

(scroll down to the bottom)

Seems like they could be the subject of their own spin-off series.

Yeah, we have Dunkin Donuts up here in Portland too. I guess it's just y'all down in Socal.

What is up with that animated GIF on the Comack Motor Inn website?

Some lady in a bikini doing a little shimmy up and down? How does that help promote their motel??

Hilarious, in any case.

Maybe the cow is some kind of inside joke--like a picture one of his kids drew or something.

I firmly believe this: once you go one or two-hundred miles from NYC, the food slowly gets worse and worse. :x Boo! Are you suggesting that where I live, in Portland, Oregon, that we have some of the worst food in the country?! Pish tosh! Pish tosh I say! Especially if you're considering fish. We h...

Rip Tanion wrote:After removing his hat, one can say he's not just a partner, he's also a client.

Ha! Clever.

Seriously though, that walrus is cuh-yute. I wish I had a stuffed plush of him. Wouldn't that be awesome?

I didn't even notice until you said so, but take a closer look. It's the exact same person, just horizontally flipped, and a cane stuck in his hand. Not only is the monocle on the wrong side now, but his lapel folds the exact same way, both ties are curved the same way, and his knee is bent the same...

I always found "It's Pat" about as funny as stomach flu. I would issue a challenge to anyone to watch the film version of It's Pat . Seriously, it's one of the worst movies I have ever seen. And I watch bad movies for fun. I think it might even be worse than A Night at the Roxbury . (With "special"...

When I glanced at the screen I thought that it said "the cat just died." Scott's rather laissez-faire attitude toward the whole thing seemed a little disturbing for a moment.

As for Knight Rider, I had a nightmare when I was a wee lad that Kitt was out to kill me.

Dude, have you guys seen that picture of his hand?! Scott's become a cyborg! It won't be long before all your bases are belong to him.

I always thought that if it wasn't so long, Uniformed Bob would make a neat (if somewhat depressing) T-shirt. Maybe it would work if it was front and back.