It's Tinky-Winky Ashcroft and and Dubya snugglin'.
See, as we all know, Tinky Winky is a secret plant by proponents of The Evil Gay Agenda, who meet in secret, tastefully-decorated rooms to discuss their nefarious plans in hushed tones. Since being gay is a choice, it's important they convince as many impressionable simpletons as possible to abandon heterosexuality, speeding America's descent into godlessness. They like to wring their hands and cackle maliciously when they talk about all of this, preferably with forks of lightning flashing through nearby picture windows.
It's obvious that Dubya's and Ashy have been watching The Teletubbies, and, as predicted by infallible Falwell, have turned as gay as the hills. And tonight is John's turn to dress up.
They're threatening the sanctity of my marriage. Damn them.
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