Artist Wanted for Insane Unpaid Gamble

[Care_to_Dance?]

If you clicked this post, that means you are either completely nuts or curious; if you are the former then you're probably the type of person I'm looking for.

Basically it goes like this:
I have two separate concepts for two separate comic books that I really really want to see in print. (But then, who doesn't want to see their work in 4-colour?) Whilst I am a writer (or, at least I like to think I am) I am certainly no artist. I just don't possess that skill, no amount of practice has availed me. So, I am seeking a hired gun to help me complete these projects, roughly 8 to 12 issues each, with the goal of submitting them to either Image or Dark Horse. (I'd aim for Marvel, but they don't accept unsolicited submissions)

If either of the titles get picked up it is a 50/50 split with your name duly credited. It is like the title suggest, it is an insane (initially) unpaid gamble. However I have faith in my concepts enough so that I am sure at least one of them will hit the mark.

So, if you thing you can stomach working for a madman with an nigh-ungodly predilection for parentheses and want to take a giant leap of faith, then PM me and we'll get to talking.

Failing that, at least you clicked the post...that's something, I suppose.