1. Begin their story on an EPIC note. Please, no 'from the beginning of all time' or 'vast worlds and entire populations.' It's exhausting to wade through for the reader.
Agree. Some of the best writing advice I have ever seen was "tell small stories against a huge backdrop". Look at Lord of the Rings. The story is not what you think it is.
2. The 'shadowy' figure, anyone in silhouette, major players left out of the first issue ('cause there'll be this BIG REVEAL!!). No one's going to track you down to get filled in with the 'missing' pieces. Put them all in there for God's sake.
Disagree. I have seen this done poorly, and seen it done very well. It depends on the writer and the story.
3. The Prophecy, The Chosen One, The plucky adventurous capable ninja GIRL assassin/babe/warrior/princess/undercover agent. There's three billion comics with a STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONIST. If you want to dissolve into the gray haze of mediocrity, by all means include this type of character. Otherwise just make him a man, and not a man with tits.
It's possible you need an editor for your posts, since I doubt that you intended this to come across this misogynist and sexist. The sex of a protagonist matters not one whit.
4. Forgetting your story on the way. A tough kid is a tough kid. A shy girl, skeptical detective, smothering mother, is what it is until it isn't. Stick to it.
Agree, if a character's personality is altered, it should be a plot point.
5. Ignore writing and story structure entirely. That's your job. Who what where should never be left unanswered. Even then it'd be great to include How and Why.
I agree, but not with leaving How and Why out. The 5 elements of fiction:
Who - Character
What - Conflict
How - Plot
Where - Setting
Why - Theme
If any of those are missing, the story either suffers, or dies.
6. Addendum to 5. Writing boring crap and once in a while opening up the can of AWESOME SAUCE and slathering it all over your script. 'Joe and Frank walk walk and walk and walk down the road and THEN SUDDENLY A HUGE DRAGON gets in their way.' That's kindergarten writing. You're bigger than that.
Nah, this is a separate point. Purple Prose, Tom Swifties, Exclamatory text, all of it needs to be edited out of what you are writing. Once again, learn the craft of writing.
7. Use the word 'totally.' It's not the '80s, you're not a Valley Girl. If your character is supposed to feel or express an extreme emotion or reaction your story should've brought them to that point. If you have to add that attribute to a character's state then you need to re-tool the story.
Totally agree.
8. (this one's a capital sin) Using 'The News' or 'The Police' or 'Special Ops' as a cheap way to demonstrate the 'importance' of what's going on. Again, no one cares if you have some anonymous person staring at you and reading off a piece of paper the events in your story. Just as bad having a Cop stop what they're doing to react to what your character's doing or saying (unless it's truly against the law and the cop is doing his/her duty.)
Um...Disagree. Miller in
The Dark Knight Returns uses the news to feed small bits of exposition, and later social commentary. Same with Moore in
V For Vendetta. Those are two of the greats. Lots of good writers use the device, but it needs to be used properly.
9. Too much of main character. If your character appears in more than 60% of the panels it shows something. You're in love. The reader isn't/can't share that love with you! They want story, write one!
Another disagreement. I can list more comics that I care to where the main character is the POV, and therefore in every scene, if not every panel.
10. Lastly, writing for an audience of one (themselves). A reader can sense if you're introducing a main character that's merely an idealized version of yourself. If you want to feed your ego, keep a journal and leave the rest of us alone.
This is called a Mary Sue (or Marty Sue for male characters) and is a highly ridiculed trope. However, let me point out that the other side includes characters such as James Bond, Dirk Pitt, Bones (TV and Books), Most Robert Adams characters, and almost all Jack London characters. Done poorly, it's laughable. Done well, and it's memorable.
11. Oh, and enough of the POST APOCALYPTICAL settings. That's lazy. It takes time and research to write a scene in say, Brooklyn NY present day on a weekday morning, versus writing about a dude standing in front of a BOMBED OUT WRECKAGE. Avoid the first temptation to 'wipe out' all civilization so that no one can call you out on getting a fact or detail wrong.
Yeah, that's just a fad. Hold on a year or two, it will change.
Eagle
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