Writer looking to write for webcomic

[Kevin&Lisa]

Since my last thread didn't do so well, I might as well try another way for this.
I'm open to work for any type of webcomic.
As long it is cool and it's drawn well.
Plus the artiest of the comic must be open for very funny ideas from classic cartoons.
Also my one little need for it, it needs very cute girls.
And it needs a great plot.
That's all I ask for it.
I'm a very good writer and I'll be a happy to write for any comic, plus I'll work cheap. As Long I get credit for my ideas.
Hope to hear from artists soon.